CARRY MAI BAGZ, SHE SEZ.

...buildz musselz, she sez.

YEAH, I HIT IT...

here, i has a proof.

I LERNZ MAI LINEZ BY OZZMOSIS!

NO MOAR COCAINES!

due to popular demand, we just might be back. i'm unemployed (thanks america) so it's not like i don't have time, and lindsay's been freakin' hilarious lately all by herself. got submissions? let's do this right!


i told u! i has teh rehab.

rock the vote

ok allegedly lindsay is ENGAGED, which is ridiculous and we have many feelings about it. however! now is not the time to worry about petty things like lindsay lohan! now is the time to worry about the presidential election! right? right. even lindsay and samantha want to talk about politics these days.

we here at LOLhan like to think we jump-started a revolution. thus we are pleased to present LOLpalin, run by somebody we don't know.

plz make sure you're registered to vote, and actually do so. that's all we got kids. LOLhan lives on in our hearts.

also, samantha ronson, if you are reading, we have decided we find you dreamy.

hay guise

we know you guys have been clamoring for LOLhan updates - and lindsay and sam have been giving us a ton of material (and have you guys been watching living lohan? omg). fear not - something brand new is on the horizon, something brighter and possibly more special. we will keep you posted as new information emerges. in the meantime, somebody pleeease rescue cody lohan! we are worried about him.

INCOGNITO

...ur doin it wrong.

HAY GUISE

IM A ZEBRA LOL.

I STARTS EARLY LOL

TWO baby lindsays... three wineglasses. what?!?!?!
(the parent trap was filmed at a vineyard, i guess? whatever - nice parenting, dilo)

HAPPY NEW YEAR

hope yours was just as excellent.