I KNOW WHO SUPERGLUDE ME

the assistantz... in the suv.. with the glue!!1

submitted by: annie

I M SERIOUS LOHAN

this r serious thread

submitted by: fred

IM IN UR CAR

..."method acting"

DO WANT.

(allegedly)

O HAI OFFICER!!1!

...of course u can serch my vehiclez.

slow news day in LOLhan land...

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

inspired by cheezburger

WEEZ IN UR TMZEEZ

xpowndin on ur antix

submitted by: annie

WUT R U DOIN?

im steelin ur car, lulz

ASSISTANTZ!

COME BACK!

INVISIBLE FRIENDS.

sigh. is lonely at teh top.

submitted by: ned

UMB?! GUYZ?!

why iz it so coldz?

submitted by: herb

HERE IN MY CAR

submitted by: ned

LOL U GUYZ!

those weren't my pantz, i swarez!

...we believe you!

when life hands u lemonz

we have been going through a moral dilemma here at LOLhan... we are not interested in kicking anybody while they're down. we're pulling for lilo and obvs believe she is 100% innocent and will defeat these vicious rumors. why can't they back up off her? why can't they let her live?

but even we think this site is friggin hilarious. so we're not stopping. we're just being SENSITIVE.

thank all of you for all the exposure you have given this site... keep it (more or less) tasteful.

HAY PARIS!

ur turn to be crazee dis week!!

submitted by: annie
who says... "it's sad, but life goes on and lolhans must be made."

DO NOT WANT.

HAY LOOK!

in in dis magikal sprakly wunderland! ..oh, wate. dis is jail again.

submitted by: the always reliable TC

IM ON UR FREEWAYZ

ingestin ur hallucinogenz. lol.

submitted by: didn't catch your name there buddy...

SURPRIZE

BUTSECKS!

submitted by: emily

we're back in business.... but want to repeat our well wishes for lilo. plz do not become tara reid or WORSE. kthxbye.

one last thing

:(

WE HAS A CONSCIENCE

oh hai... yeahhhh, about that.

this kind of bums us out actually.
we poke fun but at the heart we actually do want lilo to get better.
i personally look at this picture and want to give that poor kid a hug.
kidzz... DON'T drink and drive.....
we won't be updating for the rest of the day. half out of respect, half cos we have other stuff to do.
(if you have a better caption for above mugshot, obv submit it, but we won't get to it til tomorrow)

also re: submissions
we won't post anything TOO vicious, TOO offensive/rude OR just kinda ehh.
they should make us laugh... like annie's or tc's.
but we love submissions... so plz keep sending.

O HAI

..i has new coke habit.

submitted by: annie

lindsay... we are nervous for you. call us. we will help you. they don't love you like we love you.

DUDE

wait.. what?

submitted by: annie
inspired by: this guy

guise!!

i ar rly peeceful and nt drnk at all lolz

submitted by: mindy

MY IMAGINARY FREND..

..he has a flavor.

oh lindsay. we are worried about you.

image submitted by: heather
caption by: lolhan/mindy

WTF

...can't move thish shide of my faish!

submitted by: TC
....HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I R ACCIDENT

...waitin tew happun

submitted by: annie

INVISIBLE BODYFAT

submitted by: annie

IT'S...BEAUTIFUL

submitted by: annie l

THE FUTURE

..DO NOT WANT.

submitted by: annie

hey guys - we noticed a lot of you are posting this site on facebook, which we love. we really want to make a facebook application but WE DON'T KNOW HOW. do YOU? can you help us? email us!

WAIT WAIT WAIT

...r u SURE i can has cheezburger?

TKO

image submitted by: ned
caption supplied by: heather

NO READ TEXT

...just see boobs.

submitted by: ned

OMIGOD

...i am a blind

submitted by ned

CAN ALSO BE USED AS A SHIV!

O HAI INTERNETS

...has u seen mah buckets?

submitted by: erin

we just really like the implication that lilo is a walrus. because she's obv FAT.

we got pink is the new blogged yesterday! WE LOVE YOU TRENT.

submit your own!

HAY GUISE!

NOW I NOSE KUNG FOO! LOL

submission by: TC.
we may have laughed so hard we shot iced coffee through our noses.

I HAS A BRACELET

...is not so gret, aktually.

we love cheezburger. so much.

COCAINES: I HAS THEM

concept by: j k

MY LAWSUITZ

...let me show u them.

in response to this.
ok technically ronson is suing frankenberry, but whatevz.

O RLY

concept by: melissa o

WE MAED U A COOKIE

...but we eated it... then we barfd it back up... u still want?

GOIN 2 REHAB

...brb.

INVISIBLE SHIRT

it's a total mystery...

OH HAI

...i fixeded ur magazeen.

VISIBLE EVERYTHING

U THINK THEY'Z MAKIN FUN OF US?

...nahhhhhhhhh.

we're gonna try to update more often... we know, we know... but we have day jobs too. what can you do to help? submit your own!

IM IN UR DIZNEE PREEMERZ

...steelin ur boyfrendz

O HAI, IZ THIS AL GORE?

...i has been waiting 4 u 2 call back lol

ADEKWIT? ADEQUATE?

...need spelchek plz.

I HAS A FLASK.

have we mentioned how much we love you guys btw? we totally love you guys. we also love having our friends IM us all day like OMG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND LOLHAN! LOLZZZZ U GUYZ R GENIUS. we know, we know. know what else we love? YOUR SUBMISSIONS.

< i >

submitted by: kenny

O HAI! WE HAS LERND OUR LESSON.

...we iz reformed citizunz now.

photo submitted by: chrissy
caption by: your friends at LOLhan
oh lilo... we hopez!

FERGOTTED CLOTHEZ

...i can wearz urz?

submitted by: amber

today we got gawkered, and thus our traffic was literally something like 6,000 times what it normally is... which kinda made us weep tears of joy. then we got a shout-out on ultragrrrl, which we are pretty sure means we're nyc hipster elite now. excellent. keep it coming, people!

so if you guys wanna y'know, pay us for ad space... let's talk.

karl karlson wants to know if you guys are interested in a cafe press merch store.. would LOLhan coffee mugs brighten your day?
the rest of us are more interested in quitting our day jobs and paying our rent off LOLhan blog ads, like frankenberry.

I THINKED WE WERE BFF TIL NOW.

we just noticed a lot of people are finding this blog by googling samantha ronson.. we think that is kinda terrible, but still kinda AWESOME.
(our inspiration... still kinda makes us cry a little inside)

O HAI THERE

...i iz celebratin 21st birfday urly LOL.

submitted by: ryan m (who LOLhan LOVESSSSS).

also our friends at lethally fabulous created a cocktail called la lohan which we are now reposting without permission:

Start with a Red-Headed Slut:

• 1.5 ounces of Jagermeister
• 1 of Peach Schnapps
• A good splash of Cranberry juice.

Now to make it "La Lohan" -- which means more booze, please.

• Add some Whiskey. However much you're thinking of adding? It's not enough. Add more. It's not like you have a problem or anything. Really.
• All of the above should be going into a shaker with plenty of ice. Shake the fuck out of it and pour into a rocks/highball glass.
• Top it with a floater of Bacardi 151. If you're feeling really daring, why not ignite it? Add some fire for Miss Firecrotch!
  

Fair warning: 151 is very flammable and so the igniting might not be the best idea. But neither is getting behind the wheel. Or starring in Herbie:Fully Loaded. Drink at your own risk.

happy birfday!

it's lilo's birthday today!

lindsay is very busy getting her life back on track.. subsequently we are very busy moving to our brand new home at LOLhan.com - so change yr bookmarks and get ready for a very different LOLhan launching more or less soon, whenever we get off our asses and actually do some work. we are still taking submissions at icanhaslolhan@gmail.com and also ask for your comments/suggestions. thx to everyone who's been so supportive! we feel just like orange oprah.