AND I WAS LIKE

...no of coarse you can't haz cheezburgersz

I AM TWINS YES?

submitted by: Clare

important NEWZzzzz

1) we are updating right now with submissions from CLARE, who we love.

2) lilo has seen this site, for sure. this makes us uncomfortable.

3) stef (main contributor/owner of lolhan) is going out of town this weekend and the brooklyn academy of music is hosting a lindsay lohan mid-career retrospective on saturday, showing lilo classics from freaky friday to i know who killed me. if ever there was an opportunity for a LOLhan live-blog, this would be it, and it kills US that we can't be there. can you? email us!

WUT DO U MEEN

...no more cocaines?

NIPZ

...let me show u them.

submitted by: Anna

LOLhan wishes to extend a shout-out to the 2nd floor of kesseler at central michigan university... we heart you as much as you heart us. LOLhan 4eva.

IM IN UR REHAB

...steelin ur feyoncez.

submitted by: Annie

OH HAI! IZ MUH BOOB!

...i can fine bras?

submitted by: anonymous

CAN'T FIND MAH BREFFAST

...wuz single 8 ball.

where'd it go?

NYU PSYCH

what... like it's hard?

submitted by: annie

ps - LOLBritney - we are so suing you.
(not really)

INVISIBLE TRAY

submitted by: annie

a tray of what, we wonder...

we can't has competition

also, what the fuck? we're gone one MONTH and you guys try to replace us with LOLsens?
ok, it's a good idea. carry on.

we will try to update more regularly! we think we have enough MiLo fodder to last us at least a couple of weeks. got ideas? submit 'em!

I HAS PLANS 4 U.

back with a vengeance!