I BREETHS FIRE, BITCH

as for posting a non-LOLhan LOLhan... oops?

O HAI

now we're hearing this may not be lilo - can anyone confirm or deny?


...u wantz sum bronzer?

IM AT UR MOM'S FUNERAL

...throwin a party all by myself.

suggested by heather

TRAILR BURGLAR

...strikes again!!1

NOT TOUCHING NOT TOUCHING NOT TOUCHING

IM ON UR PROPERTY

...robbin ur house.

we also want to shout out to ultragrrrl, who has exquisite taste in halloween costumes.

AND we still don't have anybody to live-blog the lindsay lohan mid-career retrospective at the brooklyn academy of music this weekend! if we don't find somebody, we are going to rent all four movies and host one ourselves.

MUST... RESIST... COKE

a cheap shot, we know. we're pulling for you lindsay!