i cutz myself

...I FEEL NOTHING

concept stolen from Michael Von H of the Facebook group Lindsay Lohan: American Hero.

obviously this is our birthday gift for lawrence. nomnomnom.

also, constant LOLhan contributor annie has started her own site, LOLguna Beach. hell yes!

O HAI THERE

...i iz celebratin 21st birfday urly LOL.

submitted by: ryan m (who LOLhan LOVESSSSS).

also our friends at lethally fabulous created a cocktail called la lohan which we are now reposting without permission:

Start with a Red-Headed Slut:

• 1.5 ounces of Jagermeister
• 1 of Peach Schnapps
• A good splash of Cranberry juice.

Now to make it "La Lohan" -- which means more booze, please.

• Add some Whiskey. However much you're thinking of adding? It's not enough. Add more. It's not like you have a problem or anything. Really.
• All of the above should be going into a shaker with plenty of ice. Shake the fuck out of it and pour into a rocks/highball glass.
• Top it with a floater of Bacardi 151. If you're feeling really daring, why not ignite it? Add some fire for Miss Firecrotch!
  

Fair warning: 151 is very flammable and so the igniting might not be the best idea. But neither is getting behind the wheel. Or starring in Herbie:Fully Loaded. Drink at your own risk.

happy birfday!

it's lilo's birthday today!

lindsay is very busy getting her life back on track.. subsequently we are very busy moving to our brand new home at LOLhan.com - so change yr bookmarks and get ready for a very different LOLhan launching more or less soon, whenever we get off our asses and actually do some work. we are still taking submissions at icanhaslolhan@gmail.com and also ask for your comments/suggestions. thx to everyone who's been so supportive! we feel just like orange oprah.

nom nom nom

...noooooo it are my birfday.