i cutz myself

...I FEEL NOTHING

concept stolen from Michael Von H of the Facebook group Lindsay Lohan: American Hero.

obviously this is our birthday gift for lawrence. nomnomnom.

also, constant LOLhan contributor annie has started her own site, LOLguna Beach. hell yes!

TRAILR BURGLAR

...strikes again!!1

MUST... RESIST... COKE

a cheap shot, we know. we're pulling for you lindsay!

ZOMG SOUNDZ

how does sam-ron do it?!

submitted by: annie

it is too bad the instructions for the turntables are in moon language :(
we are sorry we have been so lazy with updates lately... you can help! submit your own!

I KNOW WHO SUPERGLUDE ME

the assistantz... in the suv.. with the glue!!1

submitted by: annie

UMB?! GUYZ?!

why iz it so coldz?

submitted by: herb

HERE IN MY CAR

submitted by: ned

DO NOT WANT.

HAY LOOK!

in in dis magikal sprakly wunderland! ..oh, wate. dis is jail again.

submitted by: the always reliable TC

WE HAS A CONSCIENCE

oh hai... yeahhhh, about that.

this kind of bums us out actually.
we poke fun but at the heart we actually do want lilo to get better.
i personally look at this picture and want to give that poor kid a hug.
kidzz... DON'T drink and drive.....
we won't be updating for the rest of the day. half out of respect, half cos we have other stuff to do.
(if you have a better caption for above mugshot, obv submit it, but we won't get to it til tomorrow)

also re: submissions
we won't post anything TOO vicious, TOO offensive/rude OR just kinda ehh.
they should make us laugh... like annie's or tc's.
but we love submissions... so plz keep sending.

DUDE

wait.. what?

submitted by: annie
inspired by: this guy

COCAINES: I HAS THEM

concept by: j k

INVISIBLE SHIRT

it's a total mystery...

VISIBLE EVERYTHING

ADEKWIT? ADEQUATE?

...need spelchek plz.

I HAS A FLASK.

have we mentioned how much we love you guys btw? we totally love you guys. we also love having our friends IM us all day like OMG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND LOLHAN! LOLZZZZ U GUYZ R GENIUS. we know, we know. know what else we love? YOUR SUBMISSIONS.

FERGOTTED CLOTHEZ

...i can wearz urz?

submitted by: amber

today we got gawkered, and thus our traffic was literally something like 6,000 times what it normally is... which kinda made us weep tears of joy. then we got a shout-out on ultragrrrl, which we are pretty sure means we're nyc hipster elite now. excellent. keep it coming, people!

so if you guys wanna y'know, pay us for ad space... let's talk.

karl karlson wants to know if you guys are interested in a cafe press merch store.. would LOLhan coffee mugs brighten your day?
the rest of us are more interested in quitting our day jobs and paying our rent off LOLhan blog ads, like frankenberry.

O HAI THERE

...i iz celebratin 21st birfday urly LOL.

submitted by: ryan m (who LOLhan LOVESSSSS).

also our friends at lethally fabulous created a cocktail called la lohan which we are now reposting without permission:

Start with a Red-Headed Slut:

• 1.5 ounces of Jagermeister
• 1 of Peach Schnapps
• A good splash of Cranberry juice.

Now to make it "La Lohan" -- which means more booze, please.

• Add some Whiskey. However much you're thinking of adding? It's not enough. Add more. It's not like you have a problem or anything. Really.
• All of the above should be going into a shaker with plenty of ice. Shake the fuck out of it and pour into a rocks/highball glass.
• Top it with a floater of Bacardi 151. If you're feeling really daring, why not ignite it? Add some fire for Miss Firecrotch!
  

Fair warning: 151 is very flammable and so the igniting might not be the best idea. But neither is getting behind the wheel. Or starring in Herbie:Fully Loaded. Drink at your own risk.

INVISIBLE SOBRIETY

DO NOT WANT.

r those roofiez werkin yet?

GIMME THE KEYS

halp!