I STARTS EARLY LOL

TWO baby lindsays... three wineglasses. what?!?!?!
(the parent trap was filmed at a vineyard, i guess? whatever - nice parenting, dilo)

HAPPY NEW YEAR

hope yours was just as excellent.

I'M GUD TO DRIVES, OFICERZ... HONEST.

submitted by: clare

IM AT UR MOM'S FUNERAL

...throwin a party all by myself.

suggested by heather

IT ARE TASTE LIKE BURNING.

IM IN UR CAR

..."method acting"

O HAI OFFICER!!1!

...of course u can serch my vehiclez.

slow news day in LOLhan land...

WUT R U DOIN?

im steelin ur car, lulz

HERE IN MY CAR

submitted by: ned

when life hands u lemonz

we have been going through a moral dilemma here at LOLhan... we are not interested in kicking anybody while they're down. we're pulling for lilo and obvs believe she is 100% innocent and will defeat these vicious rumors. why can't they back up off her? why can't they let her live?

but even we think this site is friggin hilarious. so we're not stopping. we're just being SENSITIVE.

thank all of you for all the exposure you have given this site... keep it (more or less) tasteful.

HAY PARIS!

ur turn to be crazee dis week!!

submitted by: annie
who says... "it's sad, but life goes on and lolhans must be made."

WE HAS A CONSCIENCE

oh hai... yeahhhh, about that.

this kind of bums us out actually.
we poke fun but at the heart we actually do want lilo to get better.
i personally look at this picture and want to give that poor kid a hug.
kidzz... DON'T drink and drive.....
we won't be updating for the rest of the day. half out of respect, half cos we have other stuff to do.
(if you have a better caption for above mugshot, obv submit it, but we won't get to it til tomorrow)

also re: submissions
we won't post anything TOO vicious, TOO offensive/rude OR just kinda ehh.
they should make us laugh... like annie's or tc's.
but we love submissions... so plz keep sending.

DUDE

wait.. what?

submitted by: annie
inspired by: this guy

guise!!

i ar rly peeceful and nt drnk at all lolz

submitted by: mindy

I HAS A BRACELET

...is not so gret, aktually.

we love cheezburger. so much.

INVISIBLE SHIRT

it's a total mystery...

I HAS A FLASK.

have we mentioned how much we love you guys btw? we totally love you guys. we also love having our friends IM us all day like OMG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND LOLHAN! LOLZZZZ U GUYZ R GENIUS. we know, we know. know what else we love? YOUR SUBMISSIONS.

I THINKED WE WERE BFF TIL NOW.

we just noticed a lot of people are finding this blog by googling samantha ronson.. we think that is kinda terrible, but still kinda AWESOME.
(our inspiration... still kinda makes us cry a little inside)

O HAI THERE

...i iz celebratin 21st birfday urly LOL.

submitted by: ryan m (who LOLhan LOVESSSSS).

also our friends at lethally fabulous created a cocktail called la lohan which we are now reposting without permission:

Start with a Red-Headed Slut:

• 1.5 ounces of Jagermeister
• 1 of Peach Schnapps
• A good splash of Cranberry juice.

Now to make it "La Lohan" -- which means more booze, please.

• Add some Whiskey. However much you're thinking of adding? It's not enough. Add more. It's not like you have a problem or anything. Really.
• All of the above should be going into a shaker with plenty of ice. Shake the fuck out of it and pour into a rocks/highball glass.
• Top it with a floater of Bacardi 151. If you're feeling really daring, why not ignite it? Add some fire for Miss Firecrotch!
  

Fair warning: 151 is very flammable and so the igniting might not be the best idea. But neither is getting behind the wheel. Or starring in Herbie:Fully Loaded. Drink at your own risk.

REHAB: UR DOIN IT WRONG

our first LOLhan submission, from ryan m!



for more submissions, email us!

INVISIBLE SOBRIETY

i has a nife

r those roofiez werkin yet?

GIMME THE KEYS