INCOGNITO

...ur doin it wrong.

HAY GUISE

IM A ZEBRA LOL.

I STARTS EARLY LOL

TWO baby lindsays... three wineglasses. what?!?!?!
(the parent trap was filmed at a vineyard, i guess? whatever - nice parenting, dilo)

HAPPY NEW YEAR

hope yours was just as excellent.

I'M GUD TO DRIVES, OFICERZ... HONEST.

submitted by: clare

MAI BAT SKURT

...it reflecks the lazor beams.

submitted by: TC

i cutz myself

...I FEEL NOTHING

concept stolen from Michael Von H of the Facebook group Lindsay Lohan: American Hero.

obviously this is our birthday gift for lawrence. nomnomnom.

also, constant LOLhan contributor annie has started her own site, LOLguna Beach. hell yes!

I BREETHS FIRE, BITCH

as for posting a non-LOLhan LOLhan... oops?

O HAI

now we're hearing this may not be lilo - can anyone confirm or deny?


...u wantz sum bronzer?

IM AT UR MOM'S FUNERAL

...throwin a party all by myself.

suggested by heather

TRAILR BURGLAR

...strikes again!!1

NOT TOUCHING NOT TOUCHING NOT TOUCHING

IM ON UR PROPERTY

...robbin ur house.

we also want to shout out to ultragrrrl, who has exquisite taste in halloween costumes.

AND we still don't have anybody to live-blog the lindsay lohan mid-career retrospective at the brooklyn academy of music this weekend! if we don't find somebody, we are going to rent all four movies and host one ourselves.

MUST... RESIST... COKE

a cheap shot, we know. we're pulling for you lindsay!

AND I WAS LIKE

...no of coarse you can't haz cheezburgersz

I AM TWINS YES?

submitted by: Clare

WUT DO U MEEN

...no more cocaines?

NIPZ

...let me show u them.

submitted by: Anna

LOLhan wishes to extend a shout-out to the 2nd floor of kesseler at central michigan university... we heart you as much as you heart us. LOLhan 4eva.

IM IN UR REHAB

...steelin ur feyoncez.

submitted by: Annie

OH HAI! IZ MUH BOOB!

...i can fine bras?

submitted by: anonymous

CAN'T FIND MAH BREFFAST

...wuz single 8 ball.

where'd it go?

NYU PSYCH

what... like it's hard?

submitted by: annie

ps - LOLBritney - we are so suing you.
(not really)

INVISIBLE TRAY

submitted by: annie

a tray of what, we wonder...

I HAS PLANS 4 U.

back with a vengeance!

OH HAI!

...i iz tryin on mah stripez fer size.

submitted by: Kathy

ZOMG SOUNDZ

how does sam-ron do it?!

submitted by: annie

it is too bad the instructions for the turntables are in moon language :(
we are sorry we have been so lazy with updates lately... you can help! submit your own!

I LAYDED U AN EGG

but i'z hidin it.

HAY NICOLE

r u under thar?

submitted by: clare

HAY GUISE IM AN INDIAN LOL

MOVE IT ALONG PLEEZ

..nuthin to see here

submitted by: annie

A DUST STORM

it r comes to get me :(

submitted by: annie

O HAY.

jus playin' wit mai foods.

submitted by: clare

IT ARE TASTE LIKE BURNING.

COCAINES GETS ME INTO TRUBBLEZ.

...this givez me wings! kthxbai.

what we're hoping will happen to lilo when she gets out of promises-in-the-rockies. just say no, lindz!

SOK LINZ.

...letz go play slashr.

submitted by: annie

WE CAN'T STOP HERE.

...this is bat country.

submitted by: annie

U CAME, UTAH, U KONKUR

submitted by: annie.

you go girl.

LETS BE FRIENDS FOREVR!

k! i ar hungry tho.

inspired by these guys.

PERSONAL ASSISTANT CAT IS PERSONALLY ASSISTING

NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE A FAMILY

NOT YOURS.

submitted by: annie
referencing: this

IM IN IRAQ

...trainin the l337.

submitted by: annie
inspired by: this.

I PAINTED U A PORTRAIT

...but i eated it.

photo submitted by: marlon

O HAI

...u need new sheetz.

photo submitted by: marlon

O HAI, IS THIS LILO?

just a theory of ours... we think pete's new hair looks stunning.

IF THEY CAN'T FIND YOU...

...they can't wash you.

inspired by cheezburger.

we actually LIKE slow news days at LOLhan, kthxbai.

THIS FLOWR R NICE...

...but iz not mah bucket :(

I KNOW WHO SUPERGLUDE ME

the assistantz... in the suv.. with the glue!!1

submitted by: annie

I M SERIOUS LOHAN

this r serious thread

submitted by: fred

IM IN UR CAR

..."method acting"

DO WANT.

(allegedly)

O HAI OFFICER!!1!

...of course u can serch my vehiclez.

slow news day in LOLhan land...

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

inspired by cheezburger

WUT R U DOIN?

im steelin ur car, lulz

ASSISTANTZ!

COME BACK!

INVISIBLE FRIENDS.

sigh. is lonely at teh top.

submitted by: ned

UMB?! GUYZ?!

why iz it so coldz?

submitted by: herb

HERE IN MY CAR

submitted by: ned

LOL U GUYZ!

those weren't my pantz, i swarez!

...we believe you!

when life hands u lemonz

we have been going through a moral dilemma here at LOLhan... we are not interested in kicking anybody while they're down. we're pulling for lilo and obvs believe she is 100% innocent and will defeat these vicious rumors. why can't they back up off her? why can't they let her live?

but even we think this site is friggin hilarious. so we're not stopping. we're just being SENSITIVE.

thank all of you for all the exposure you have given this site... keep it (more or less) tasteful.

HAY PARIS!

ur turn to be crazee dis week!!

submitted by: annie
who says... "it's sad, but life goes on and lolhans must be made."

DO NOT WANT.

HAY LOOK!

in in dis magikal sprakly wunderland! ..oh, wate. dis is jail again.

submitted by: the always reliable TC

IM ON UR FREEWAYZ

ingestin ur hallucinogenz. lol.

submitted by: didn't catch your name there buddy...

SURPRIZE

BUTSECKS!

submitted by: emily

we're back in business.... but want to repeat our well wishes for lilo. plz do not become tara reid or WORSE. kthxbye.

WE HAS A CONSCIENCE

oh hai... yeahhhh, about that.

this kind of bums us out actually.
we poke fun but at the heart we actually do want lilo to get better.
i personally look at this picture and want to give that poor kid a hug.
kidzz... DON'T drink and drive.....
we won't be updating for the rest of the day. half out of respect, half cos we have other stuff to do.
(if you have a better caption for above mugshot, obv submit it, but we won't get to it til tomorrow)

also re: submissions
we won't post anything TOO vicious, TOO offensive/rude OR just kinda ehh.
they should make us laugh... like annie's or tc's.
but we love submissions... so plz keep sending.