NO MOAR COCAINES!

due to popular demand, we just might be back. i'm unemployed (thanks america) so it's not like i don't have time, and lindsay's been freakin' hilarious lately all by herself. got submissions? let's do this right!


i told u! i has teh rehab.

MUST... RESIST... COKE

a cheap shot, we know. we're pulling for you lindsay!

WUT DO U MEEN

...no more cocaines?

IM IN UR REHAB

...steelin ur feyoncez.

submitted by: Annie

COCAINES GETS ME INTO TRUBBLEZ.

...this givez me wings! kthxbai.

what we're hoping will happen to lilo when she gets out of promises-in-the-rockies. just say no, lindz!

U CAME, UTAH, U KONKUR

submitted by: annie.

you go girl.

O HAI, IS THIS LILO?

just a theory of ours... we think pete's new hair looks stunning.

DO NOT WANT.

HAY LOOK!

in in dis magikal sprakly wunderland! ..oh, wate. dis is jail again.

submitted by: the always reliable TC

IM ON UR FREEWAYZ

ingestin ur hallucinogenz. lol.

submitted by: didn't catch your name there buddy...

O HAI

..i has new coke habit.

submitted by: annie

lindsay... we are nervous for you. call us. we will help you. they don't love you like we love you.

guise!!

i ar rly peeceful and nt drnk at all lolz

submitted by: mindy

I HAS A BRACELET

...is not so gret, aktually.

we love cheezburger. so much.

COCAINES: I HAS THEM

concept by: j k

GOIN 2 REHAB

...brb.

O HAI! WE HAS LERND OUR LESSON.

...we iz reformed citizunz now.

photo submitted by: chrissy
caption by: your friends at LOLhan
oh lilo... we hopez!

O HAI THERE

...i iz celebratin 21st birfday urly LOL.

submitted by: ryan m (who LOLhan LOVESSSSS).

also our friends at lethally fabulous created a cocktail called la lohan which we are now reposting without permission:

Start with a Red-Headed Slut:

• 1.5 ounces of Jagermeister
• 1 of Peach Schnapps
• A good splash of Cranberry juice.

Now to make it "La Lohan" -- which means more booze, please.

• Add some Whiskey. However much you're thinking of adding? It's not enough. Add more. It's not like you have a problem or anything. Really.
• All of the above should be going into a shaker with plenty of ice. Shake the fuck out of it and pour into a rocks/highball glass.
• Top it with a floater of Bacardi 151. If you're feeling really daring, why not ignite it? Add some fire for Miss Firecrotch!
  

Fair warning: 151 is very flammable and so the igniting might not be the best idea. But neither is getting behind the wheel. Or starring in Herbie:Fully Loaded. Drink at your own risk.

REHAB: UR DOIN IT WRONG

our first LOLhan submission, from ryan m!



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