HAY GUISE

IM A ZEBRA LOL.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

hope yours was just as excellent.

I'M GUD TO DRIVES, OFICERZ... HONEST.

submitted by: clare

IM IN UR REHAB

...steelin ur feyoncez.

submitted by: Annie

OH HAI!

...i iz tryin on mah stripez fer size.

submitted by: Kathy

SOK LINZ.

...letz go play slashr.

submitted by: annie

U CAME, UTAH, U KONKUR

submitted by: annie.

you go girl.

DO WANT.

(allegedly)

O HAI OFFICER!!1!

...of course u can serch my vehiclez.

slow news day in LOLhan land...

WEEZ IN UR TMZEEZ

xpowndin on ur antix

submitted by: annie

WUT R U DOIN?

im steelin ur car, lulz

ASSISTANTZ!

COME BACK!

HERE IN MY CAR

submitted by: ned

LOL U GUYZ!

those weren't my pantz, i swarez!

...we believe you!

HAY PARIS!

ur turn to be crazee dis week!!

submitted by: annie
who says... "it's sad, but life goes on and lolhans must be made."

DO NOT WANT.

HAY LOOK!

in in dis magikal sprakly wunderland! ..oh, wate. dis is jail again.

submitted by: the always reliable TC

WE HAS A CONSCIENCE

oh hai... yeahhhh, about that.

this kind of bums us out actually.
we poke fun but at the heart we actually do want lilo to get better.
i personally look at this picture and want to give that poor kid a hug.
kidzz... DON'T drink and drive.....
we won't be updating for the rest of the day. half out of respect, half cos we have other stuff to do.
(if you have a better caption for above mugshot, obv submit it, but we won't get to it til tomorrow)

also re: submissions
we won't post anything TOO vicious, TOO offensive/rude OR just kinda ehh.
they should make us laugh... like annie's or tc's.
but we love submissions... so plz keep sending.

O HAI

..i has new coke habit.

submitted by: annie

lindsay... we are nervous for you. call us. we will help you. they don't love you like we love you.

guise!!

i ar rly peeceful and nt drnk at all lolz

submitted by: mindy

CAN ALSO BE USED AS A SHIV!

MY LAWSUITZ

...let me show u them.

in response to this.
ok technically ronson is suing frankenberry, but whatevz.

WE MAED U A COOKIE

...but we eated it... then we barfd it back up... u still want?

VISIBLE EVERYTHING

IM IN UR DIZNEE PREEMERZ

...steelin ur boyfrendz

I THINKED WE WERE BFF TIL NOW.

we just noticed a lot of people are finding this blog by googling samantha ronson.. we think that is kinda terrible, but still kinda AWESOME.
(our inspiration... still kinda makes us cry a little inside)

O HAI THERE

...i iz celebratin 21st birfday urly LOL.

submitted by: ryan m (who LOLhan LOVESSSSS).

also our friends at lethally fabulous created a cocktail called la lohan which we are now reposting without permission:

Start with a Red-Headed Slut:

• 1.5 ounces of Jagermeister
• 1 of Peach Schnapps
• A good splash of Cranberry juice.

Now to make it "La Lohan" -- which means more booze, please.

• Add some Whiskey. However much you're thinking of adding? It's not enough. Add more. It's not like you have a problem or anything. Really.
• All of the above should be going into a shaker with plenty of ice. Shake the fuck out of it and pour into a rocks/highball glass.
• Top it with a floater of Bacardi 151. If you're feeling really daring, why not ignite it? Add some fire for Miss Firecrotch!
  

Fair warning: 151 is very flammable and so the igniting might not be the best idea. But neither is getting behind the wheel. Or starring in Herbie:Fully Loaded. Drink at your own risk.

INVISIBLE SOBRIETY

WHERE IZ YOU, DUFF?

i has a nife

GIMME THE KEYS

IM IN UR BENZ

oh lindsay.

im in ur poolz slippin my nipz

in ur bathroom stallz